Archive for May, 2007

The Random Eight

Jessica tagged me for the 8 Random Things meme that’s been going around the library blogs lately. Fun!

  1. I grew up in a geodesic dome. Yup, round like a golf ball. It probably explains why my brother is an architect.
  2. I collect children’s picture books about libraries and librarians. To date, I have about 25. There are many more on my Amazon wishlist, and every time I need a few extra dollars to garner the free shipping from Amazon, I order another one.
  3. My shoe size is 8.5.
  4. The ocean freaks me out. Water that moves = scary. Give this Minnesota born and bred girl a lake any day. (That said, I enjoy kayaking and snorkeling in some calm oceans.)
  5. My favorite cake is confetti angel food cake. With strawberries and whipped cream. But I’ll take a chocolate, carrot, white, yellow, or any other cake as well.
  6. I still have letters that my best friend and I wrote to each other as teenagers (I moved away in the 10th grade). Sometimes I pull them out and read them. She’s still my best friend. And I love that.
  7. I also still have the first couple of things I ever made using a sewing machine: an apron (reversible from red to white with little red flowers) and a stuffed Care Bear (the light green one with a shamrock on its belly).
  8. While I claim to abhor clutter, I’m secretly a bit of a pack rat. I just know how to store things well so it looks like everything is really neat.

If you want to be tagged in this, you are. Feel free to respond in the comments if you’re not a blogger,  or to post in your blog if you have one. You don’t even need to be a library blogger to do this one!

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Summer Hockey: Pink Ladies

This summer I’m playing in two leagues - one is at the NESC (where we play about 80% of our games in the regular season) and one is in Concord (where we practice during the regular season).

The Concord league starts in a couple of weeks and I’m very excited about it. Hockey, beer, and lots of really nice women. The teams are “balanced” according to some method - which means (I think) that there are a variety of levels of players, and each team has the same sort of variety.

The NESC league, on the other hand, has a variety of levels of TEAMS on it. And my team - the Pink Ladies - we are the true cellar dwellers of this league. But damn, even though we get the living snot pummeled out of us each Tuesday night, it’s FUN. Our teams has mostly D-level players, with two or three C-level players. Most of the rest of the teams are solid C and B level teams. Which means that as a defender, I am getting a lot of action in the defensive zone.

Tonight’s game was pretty middle of the road. I think we ended up losing about 0-8. They were simply better than we were, but rather than get frustrated, most everyone on the team just tries to skate harder, play smarter, and do things less stupidly each time we’re out there. The first game was something in the teens to zero. Second week was 0-5 or so, and last week was another 0-8 or 9. No, we’re not big shooters, nor can we simply skate around them in order to try to get shots off.

Some things I’m noticing even more about my own playing so far:

  • Less gliding to the puck (it’s amazing how much faster I can be when I know someone’s breathing down my neck and I’m tired and just want to be able to get the puck out of the zone so we can change lines…)
  • I need to take a better look around when I get the puck down low and pass to someone who is open. Apparently either I telegraph where I’m going to pass the puck or I don’t look in the first place, because I can’t seem to get the puck out of the zone. Panic hits when I get the puck sometimes - and I hate that - because I want to get the puck and get good passes out of the zone. This will be something I’ll work on this summer.
  • Playing tough is fun. During the regular season, when we’re playing teams at our level, people don’t play too physically. When they do, there’s a lot of “oh my god they’re so physical [chippy, mean, adjective of disgust] and grrrrr!” When we’re playing up a level (or two) there is simply more contact and it’s not a chippy/mean thing. It just IS. Getting down low in the defensive zone and really banging the wings and center on the opposite team up is fun.

Tonight’s game was a good one overall. Julia subbed for us tonight - it was the first time she’d been on skates in a couple of years - and right as she’d hit her stride, her skate BROKE. So sad! I really wanted to switch up defensive partners so we could play together in the second half. Oh - and I also drew a penalty! Who knew? I guess the other girl hooked me. All I know is that I was on the boards trying to dig the puck out, I felt someone behind and under me, and I held on to her head for dear life so I wouldn’t crash too hard into the boards. Everyone else told me it looked like I was doing ballet out there. Hee hee hee…

Other hockey things I’m doing this summer include both these leagues (Sunday and Tuesday night games), a power-skating clinic, and HOCKEY CAMP at Dartmouth! I seriously cannot wait for either the clinic or camp - if all goes as I think it will, both are really going to help me.

And lest I forget, the final hockey thing I’m doing this summer? The June of 1000 Shots Challenge with the Black Ice. We’re all trying to take 1000 shots in the month of June - which is 250 shots a week - which is 35 shots a day (assuming 7 days of shooting a week) or 42 shots at day (assuming 6 days of shooting and one of rest a week). I’m going to have to miss a few days for travel, but regardless, I’m going to make this. Besides, the losers all have to buy the winner a microbrew 6-pack. That’s a challenge I want to win!

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There must be something about the month of May

Tonight I upgraded my blog from WP 2.0.9 to WP 2.2. I upgraded all my plugins, and got rid of a bunch I didn’t use any longer. I found the most recent version of my theme and tweaked it until it looked the way I wanted it to.

And then I did a quick scan of my archives, and guess what I found from May 18, 2006? Go read it.

How utterly predictable can one woman be?

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Funny Spin on the Advice to Job-Seekers

My friend Libby passed this on to me - not sure if it’s one of those things that’s gone around the internet before, but I thought it was hilarious.

Hxxxx A. Mxxxx
Chair - Search Committee
412A College Hall, XYZ University
College Town, US 11000

Dear Professor Mxxxx,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite XYZ’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
CXXX L. Jxxxx

Oh, how I would love to meet the person who had the gumption enough to actually send this! I’m sure it at least gave the search committee a laugh, if not cold sweats.

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We Should All Be So Happy

“How to be Happy”
by Otter the dog

1. Roll on your back.

Simple Soul

2. Chew your stick.
Bliss is lying in the grass, chewy-stick in your reach

3. Repeat as necessary.

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