Magic Hat Beer Cap Wisdom
Magic Hat Brewery has “fortunes” on every bottle cap. I’ve saved all mine this summer – don’t think there’s a duplicate in there yet. Here’s my compilation of wisdom:
- Suck the toe of Edgar Allen Poe
- Never Flee from Glee
- Jinx! Buy me a Beer.
- a good man drinks a good beer
- Reference the greats
- Don’t Tease, aim to Please
- Make your Move to Improve your Groove
- A beer in the hand is worth 2 in the fridge.
- No matter Where, you’re always There
- If you are reading this, thank a brewer
- Herbert the Pervert likes Sherbet
- Originality is hard to duplicate
- You’re a Winner!
- Find the Way through Play
- What could be Better than a beer with Eddie Vedder
- Life is Not a Dress Rehearsal
- Those who Race miss life’s Grace
- HI!
- It’s still Home if you’re Alone
- Visit alternative destinations
- It can be Great to Agitate
- Bottled with Care by Rob, Chrissy, and Crew
- Beware the Bore Behind the Door
- The Answer is inside You
- A Magic Brew or two may lead you to the loo
- Kindlessness = Mindlessness
- How did You get like This?
- Don’t Throw Stones at Other’s Bones
- Don’t Plunder the Wonder
- Don’t Rely on those who won’t Try
- Do not Quibble with Iskabibble
- Travel Wide but not to Hide
- I Have What I Want
- Don’t throw a Can at a good looking Man
- You are next in line
- It’s Easy to Talk and Say nothing at the Same
- The root of Pretension is Apprehension
- Magic is Where you Make it
Notes: I had a lot of help drinking these. Punctuation and capitalization were copied exactly.
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By Anna, 08/13/2009 @ 12:51 am
I had no idea! I’ve always gotten Magic Hat draft from the bar, never in bottles.